Oh No You Di-in't!

The non-invite

I’m in transit, on my way to this house party, perfect time to call, actually, you live just down the street from my friends house, neet.

The sideways compliment

You did something with your hair.

The not so humble humility

I would help you lift that heavy object but I just finished a sesh at the gym and my giant perfectly sculpted biceps are killing me.

Posted on September 13, 2015 Leave a comment